Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I <3 Spam



Not the kind you eat
The kind you get in your e-mail box.
Now, Gmail is kind enough to catch 97% of it for me
But I still read some.

My favorites:

From: MARK HANCOCK
Hello, my name is Richard Wilkinson, and I blah blah blah....

From: MR JESSICA BROWN
Send me $190 for your African bank draft of 85,000....

From: MARK HANCOCK
Hello, my name is Robert Smith and I am the CEO of .....


From: Rewards alert
Subject: RE: $1500 gift card



But my favorites are the ones that quote random books (like Harry Potter or Jane Austen) or the Bible and are selling Cialis and Viagra.

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