Thursday, December 3, 2009

Pale and Pasty

Ever since I got laid off from cubeville last January,
I was determined to get in shape
Start tanning
Look awesome. Hot. Sexy.


Where am I one year later?
I've lost 11.5 lbs.
(Actually, I've lost 30 but gained back the rest)

And I'm still pale and pasty.
Even though there are two tanning salons within a mile radius
Ones in my apartment fitness center.

This goes to show, nothing major changed this year.

At least physically.

Oh well. There's always 2010, right?

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