Odd dreams

I am plagued by nightmares constantly. On average, I have at least 5 a week. I have had nightmares for as long as I can remember, since I was a little kid.

When I was young, I used to dream there was an alligator under my bed and he would eat all my flesh off and I would have to go to school as a skeleton. (Fucked up for a 10 year old, eh?)

Then I would have dreams of angry mobs trying to lynch me and Lady from Lady and The Tramp and we escape into a marsh, where alligators eat us.

As I entered my preteen/teen years I had nightmares about being kidnapped, raped or hunted by a serial killer. This one I blame Mom for, as she was always putting stories in my head about that stuff. (Which is all true, I mean people have gone through that stuff)

Then it's the usual stuff, zombies and horror films. After I saw the Ring I had to sleep with my light on for a month. After I saw the Grudge, I couldn't take a shower if no one else was home.

Lately, I've been having nightmares about getting married. Either we're late for our own marriage, or something happens to the Beloved and I have to marry some douche. Or some crackpot invited my ex and I had to play nice. Personally, I hope that part doesn't come true.

Last night I had a dream my mom and I got in an argument about my choice of friends (this is odd) and she said I couldn't be friends with them anymore (like I still live at home) and I was making her French toast and I told her I was angry with her and she told me to leave and never come back, so I spit on her toast.

All that's really strange, because my mom is one of my best friends, and I never would get in such a stupid argument with her. As for spitting on her French toast, um that's just gross.