What? I forgot to eat?

I have these wonderful pills. Great things really. Prescription only.

Dr. : Why do you believe you need these?
Me: I am a cow, and I don't want to be obese or have health problems.
Dr: Well, good news is, you can be on these pills. Bad news is your blood pressure is a little high...
Me: *Nervous giggle* I worry it will be high, so when the nurse takes it, I tense up...

Dr: *laughs* That happens a lot, ok let me take it again... it's normal. Here you go!

Mom: Those pills don't work
Mom: but I will buy them for you anyway
Me: *happy but confused* why buy them if they don't work?
Mom: They didn't work for me.
Me: Can I try it anyway?
Mom: Yes, be sure to take them every day. I MEAN IT, they are expensive.
Me: Yes, I will! Weee love you weeee thanks weeee!

It's been... 3 days. Since I got them. In 3 days, I have lost 2 lbs.

Yesterday I forgot to eat. Until like... 6 pm when I woke up at 9.

these pills rock.