Saturday, June 4, 2011

On Stranger Tides

Brian and I are going out to see Pirates: On Stranger Tides

I am not feeling the greatest. I have heartburn and I feel like crap. I just want to cry. But! We are going because he wants to go and I want to go too.

I did my hair and makeup and dressed up I look really nice. I did it for 2 reasons 1) to feel better about myself and 2) you never know who you are going to run into.

It seems like every time we go to the movies, no matter what movie/what day/what time it is, we run into Brian's stalker bitch.

So that is why I look nice. If I looked like I felt, I just know we would run into her, and she would be all like "you look like shit" to me... and I'd have to be all "yeah I've been not feeling great since I am carrying my husband's child... something you'll never do!"

She really gets under my skin. We've been married 2 years, together for 4 and she still is all up in our shit. It's very aggravating. She actually told Brian, AFTER we got engaged, that she wished she had kissed him the last time she saw him ...which was only a few months before. We were dating then. What a bitch.

Obvs I don't have to worry about Brian running off in the sunset with her (leaving me pregnant and alone) but still... bitch needs to learn to STEP OFF.

I hope I don't run into her tonight. I'm at like, zero tolerance with her.

I'm sure we wont. But just in case, I made sure I looked HOOOOOT.

2 comments:

  1. You succeeded baby, you looked "HOOOOOT"! ;)

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  2. aww.
    she prolly stalks the facebook status

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