Today the Fiance and I are running around, hitting the bank to do bank like things and we get stopped at a light and the truck in front of us has a sticker on it that says " BIG JOHNSON RACING"
This spawned a few minutes worth of conversation.
"why would you name something big johnson?"
"I dunno, maybe they are in the business of racing penises."
"How would you race a penis?"
"Fastest erection speed."
....
...."What if you can't perform?"
"I dunno. Maybe they could do ejaculation too?"
After this, the light turned green and my ADD resumed, and conversation turned elsewhere.
but seriously... Big Johnson. Why? And the penis racing sounds funny. Maybe I'm still mentally 13.
He took my last name when we got married. I took on the challenge of motherhood and losing the 80 lbs I gained
lol who calls it a big johnson aww smith?
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