I'm tired
I'm wet
Wipe me
Put more cream on
That's too much cream
Wipe my face
Eww stop wiping my face
Pick me up
Put me down
I threw up!
Clean me up!
I don't feel good.
I'm hungry again
I threw up again
I'm hungry
No not really
I want this toy
Now I want that toy
Pick me up
I'm tired of being on my tummy
I don't want to be on my back
I'm tired
I said I'm not sleepy!
Stop trying to make me sleep!
Why'd you let me fall asleep!
Who are you?
Where's the other one!
I don't like you
Stop trying to make me laugh
I don't want to put on my pajamas
Where are we going
I don't want to go here
The light is too bright
I don't want to wear my hat
Why'd you put me back here
What's going on now
What's this show about
I don't like this toy
The dog makes me laugh
Why'd you tell the dog to go away
I like his kisses
Stop kissing me
I want to eat again
I don't like pears
Stop taking my pants off
I don't need to be changed again
I pooped. Change me
I need more butt cream
That wipe is too cold
That washcloth is too warm
I don't want to wear clothes
I'm hot
I'm cold
Where's my rattle
Have you seen Dad?
Where did you go?
I don't like my swing
Can I sit up
I need a nap
I don't want to sleep
I said I'm TIRED
I love you.
Hours of endless amusement. I love you too, Drake.
Hilarious!
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Check and check. Yeah. You're my sista from anotha mista.
This is funny....and so so true!!!! Love it :)
ReplyDeleteI got big love for this. Our babies are twins.
ReplyDeleteThat is excellent! "Why'd you tell the dog to go away?" haha
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
I heart this. You could re-write this later down the road but for toddlers (aka crazy people).
ReplyDeleteSent over from I Like Beer & Babies. Wonderful post and very accurate! I'll be printing and posting in my LO's baby book (except he used to eat & throw up about 9 times as much)
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