Wednesday, May 16, 2012

A day in the life

I'm hungry
I'm tired
I'm wet
Wipe me
Put more cream on
That's too much cream
Wipe my face
Eww stop wiping my face
Pick me up
Put me down
I threw up!
Clean me up!
I don't feel good.
I'm hungry again
I threw up again
I'm hungry
No not really
I want this toy
Now I want that toy
Pick me up
I'm tired of being on my tummy
I don't want to be on my back
I'm tired
I said I'm not sleepy!
Stop trying to make me sleep!
Why'd you let me fall asleep!
Who are you?
Where's the other one!
I don't like you
Stop trying to make me laugh
I don't want to put on my pajamas
Where are we going
I don't want to go here
The light is too bright
I don't want to wear my hat
Why'd you put me back here
What's going on now
What's this show about
I don't like this toy
The dog makes me laugh
Why'd you tell the dog to go away
I like his kisses
Stop kissing me
I want to eat again
I don't like pears
Stop taking my pants off
I don't need to be changed again
I pooped. Change me
I need more butt cream
That wipe is too cold
That washcloth is too warm
I don't want to wear clothes
I'm hot
I'm cold
Where's my rattle
Have you seen Dad?
Where did you go?
I don't like my swing
Can I sit up
I need a nap
I don't want to sleep
I said I'm TIRED
I love you.

Hours of endless amusement. I love you too, Drake.


  1. Hilarious!
    "He took my last name when we got married. I took on an extra 60 lbs."

    Check and check. Yeah. You're my sista from anotha mista.

  2. This is funny....and so so true!!!! Love it :)

  3. I got big love for this. Our babies are twins.

  4. That is excellent! "Why'd you tell the dog to go away?" haha
    Great post!

  5. I heart this. You could re-write this later down the road but for toddlers (aka crazy people).

  6. Sent over from I Like Beer & Babies. Wonderful post and very accurate! I'll be printing and posting in my LO's baby book (except he used to eat & throw up about 9 times as much)


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